Coming 2021

Hilarious bestseller of the future: Gardner's how-to for parents in less than ideal conditions is fun and helpful with a side of painful truth for contrast.

This book covers common and uncommon parenting mistakes, with tips on how to forgive everyone involved, particularly yourself.
humorist, novelist, problem

Mege Gardner

Coming Summer  2020

Available now at most retailers 

She stitches dresses by day and stitches the dead by night. What a way to make a living.

​Washed out of nursing by her phobia of blood, quick-witted Helen leads a trio of undertakers, who have little skill and less luck. With the promise of ever more modern living and the year 1900 approaching, they imagine success is within reach, even on the most dilapidated riverbank in Maryland. When Helen goes missing, must they bury her next?